Trick or Treat - Is This the Real Satoshi Nakamoto?

On the anniversary of Bitcoin’s white paper, British businessman Stephen Mollah claimed to be Satoshi Nakamoto, the elusive Bitcoin creator, at a London press conference. Amid dubious claims and glaring inconsistencies, Mollah’s “reveal” left journalists and onlookers sceptical and unconvinced.

Trick or Treat - Is This the Real Satoshi Nakamoto?
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London, 31 October 2024 — In a Halloween twist that felt more like a trick than a treat, Stephen Mollah, a British businessman embroiled in fraud charges, stepped forward at London’s Frontline Club claiming to be none other than Satoshi Nakamoto, the mysterious creator of Bitcoin.  The timing, on the anniversary of the Bitcoin white paper, seemed opportune. Yet, as the curtain lifted on this self-proclaimed revelation, the man behind it appeared no closer to proving himself than past contenders. What unfolded instead was a tragicomic spectacle: a press conference long on conjecture but devoid of evidence.

With journalists from across the globe gathered and an entrance fee of £500 demanded from some, scepticism was thick in the air. Mollah and his associate, Charles Anderson, a former event organiser, opened with tales of cryptographic prowess and global business ventures — alongside dubious asides about unrelated inventions. But the audience, peppered with investigative reporters, was keen for one thing: hard proof that Mollah was indeed the legendary Nakamoto. This proof, however, would never emerge.

The Grand Satoshi Claim

Stephen Mollah, 58, insisted that he had chosen to remain pseudonymous since his work on Bitcoin in 2007. According to Mollah, the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto was both a shield and a necessity, a way to protect himself from hackers, organised crime, and alleged government interference. He claimed his computers had been seized multiple times, his early projects hijacked, and his life endangered.

The narrative spun further: Mollah was purportedly responsible not only for the invention of Bitcoin but also for designing the Twitter bird logo, creating Euro bonds, and founding media giants CoinDesk and Bitcoin Magazine. Yet these claims quickly became tangled in a web of contradictions, as dates and ownership histories failed to align, and his supposed role in the cryptocurrency industry remained vague at best. Most notably, the cryptographic proof needed to substantiate his story was nowhere to be seen, leaving his claims open to scrutiny.

Among the more confounding assertions, Mollah insisted he taught himself C++ through GitHub from 2001 to 2003 — a feat rendered impossible, as GitHub was not founded until 2008. Unphased by such impossibilities, Mollah pressed on, asserting that he also pioneered not one but three AI systems, including what he called an early version of ChatGPT, to aid in creating now-popular cryptocurrencies like Litecoin and Dogecoin. Such proclamations only added to the spectacle, with Mollah seemingly oblivious to the chronological implausibilities surrounding his story. His insistence on having invented pivotal technologies years before they existed felt less like a revelation and more like a fable, leaving many in the audience to view the event as a peculiar performance rather than a credible claim.

An Elusive Proof

The atmosphere in the room became strained as Mollah sidestepped the evidence question. As is customary in such claims, proof hinges on an undeniable feat: using Nakamoto’s private keys to move Bitcoin from the Genesis block or sign a message. This time-honoured litmus test would prove incontrovertibly that Mollah was, in fact, the founder of Bitcoin.

Mollah attempted to address the demands with a dubious response. He asserted that his keys were fragmented across eight computers worldwide, which, he claimed, made immediate proof impossible due to ‘technical difficulties’. Screenshots of old forum posts and a peculiar photograph of a hand accompanied his “proof,” though none provided the cryptographic certainty the audience sought. Mollah promised he would demonstrate his claim at a later conference, but scepticism had already entrenched itself deeply in the minds of the press.

A Tangled Web of Self-Contradiction

Beyond the absence of proof, Mollah’s claim was riddled with inconsistencies that tested the patience of even the most credulous observers. He alleged that his creation of Bitcoin and subsequent innovations were taken from him through a combination of theft and conspiracy. Anderson added his own flourishes, asserting that Mollah was also a pioneer in AI and the cryptocurrency sector.

At one point, Anderson, equally eccentric, began recounting tales of his supposed inventions unrelated to Bitcoin, including Britain’s Got Talent and an energy recovery system. He spoke fondly of a lost career on the stage, remarking that he had “acted in various theatres” [and in actual theatres], an interlude met with exasperated sighs and rolling eyes from the crowd.

The Mystery Deepens…or Diminishes

As the clock ticked on, the reporters’ restraint waned. Journalists who had travelled from as far as New York to cover what was advertised as the “final revelation of Satoshi Nakamoto’s identity” were quickly losing patience. Finally, one exasperated reporter, gesturing towards Mollah’s empty podium, asked if any evidence might be presented. Mollah promised once again that the “real reveal” would come soon, but offered no date, no venue, and no further details.

Mollah’s legitimacy, already under fire, took another blow when it emerged that he is due to face trial in London next year on charges of fraud. Alongside Anderson, he stands accused of convincing Dalmit Dohil, an investor, that he held 165,000 Bitcoin, a claim central to their alleged scheme. Both men have pleaded not guilty, but the narrative has only added fuel to the flames of doubt.

A Final Note in the Growing Legend of ‘Fake Satoshis’

Stephen Mollah’s elaborate reveal marks yet another chapter in the curious saga of individuals who have claimed to be Nakamoto. From Australian computer scientist Craig Wright, legally compelled to deny his Nakamoto claims, to Mollah’s theatrical proclamations, the mystery of Bitcoin’s creator remains unresolved. The Bitcoin community remains steadfast in its assertion: the real Nakamoto would need no grand performance, only the private keys to the Genesis block.

With Mollah’s evasive statements, bizarre anecdotes, and the promise of ‘future proof’, the mystery has only deepened — but not in the way he likely intended. His tale of persecution, convoluted claims, and outlandish promises may ultimately serve only to fuel more scepticism. And, as the crowd exited the Frontline Club, the takeaway was clear: this latest Satoshi may be little more than another footnote in a long line of unfulfilled promises.


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